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By
footman, carrier pigeon, or horsedrawn carriage, we can be reached
at:
Dr.
Schüler, 214 Smith Street, No. 1
Brooklyn, NY 11201
Please
send letters, but don't send flyers, menus, store circulars,
or religious / political solicitations. We won't read them.
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By
telephone, ham radio, and microwave ray, we can be reached at:
646-220-9620
Please
call us, but do not try to sell us credit cards, debt consolidation
or lower mortage rates. We don't need them.
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By
computer, wireless PDA, and robot, we can be reached at:
Please
email us, but do not try to sell us horny teenz, herbal Viagara
or penis enlargements. We have success without them.
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