By footman, carrier pigeon, or horsedrawn carriage, we can be reached at:

Dr. Schüler, 214 Smith Street, No. 1
Brooklyn, NY 11201

Please send letters, but don't send flyers, menus, store circulars,
or religious / political solicitations. We won't read them.

By telephone, ham radio, and microwave ray, we can be reached at:

646-220-9620

Please call us, but do not try to sell us credit cards, debt consolidation
or lower mortage rates. We don't need them.